Thursday, July 1, 2010

Totally Ninja!

Today I went on a walk. This "walking park "will be identified as a "walking park" for the remainder of this story. This "walking park" also had a dog park. When I was jogging at a brisk pace a dog suddenly became overwhelmed with aggressive feelings. I calmly went over to the ferocious 11 foot beast. Also, the beast was spitting fire at people and insects. Then the beast saw me and said "You, over there, I am Alfonzo, I will rule the world!" I then calmly and comfortably approached the monstrous beast. I then went up to the beast and put forth my hand as a gesture of respect. Then the beast swallowed a human whole and said "human, you have earned my respect." Then it walked the other way.

This is my totally ninja thing that I did today.

Authors note to reader: So when i was talking about the crazy ferocious beast i might have slightly exaggerated the size of the puppy. I also had mentioned that the puppy can breathe fire. That might be an exaggeration too. But everything else i said was totally true... Including the dog talking part.

Giving the necessary respects.

I recently had a post that identified a "super bad ass technique" by Jean Claud Van Damme in bloodsport (see "Something I want to do"). My sister identified that Jean Claud Van Damme did an equally (though she claims "more") awesome move later in the movie. She identified the moment when Jean was doing the splits and meditating. That was some crazy ninja stuff!

Ninjas and Time

Ninjas have an incredible ability to be ridiculously awesomely efficient with their time. I don' t know how to manipulate or bend time like ninjas do so I don't really have much to say about this matter. As I develop as a ninja I will further report out on the "manipulation of time" technique...