Today I went on a walk. This "walking park "will be identified as a "walking park" for the remainder of this story. This "walking park" also had a dog park. When I was jogging at a brisk pace a dog suddenly became overwhelmed with aggressive feelings. I calmly went over to the ferocious 11 foot beast. Also, the beast was spitting fire at people and insects. Then the beast saw me and said "You, over there, I am Alfonzo, I will rule the world!" I then calmly and comfortably approached the monstrous beast. I then went up to the beast and put forth my hand as a gesture of respect. Then the beast swallowed a human whole and said "human, you have earned my respect." Then it walked the other way.
This is my totally ninja thing that I did today.
Authors note to reader: So when i was talking about the crazy ferocious beast i might have slightly exaggerated the size of the puppy. I also had mentioned that the puppy can breathe fire. That might be an exaggeration too. But everything else i said was totally true... Including the dog talking part.
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