Ninjas do Ninja-like things

So the recent downlow on the ninja journey is that tons of people have been explaining to me that many of my actions are not ninja "per se". Well, in response to these folk all i can say is that clearly my moves are not ninja. If my moves were in fact ninja then I would be a ninja. I am not a ninja. Ninjas are the most bad ass forces of power the universe has ever seeing. I clearly am not yet at ninja status... Though I strive closer to my goal every day inch by inch...