There are a variety of things that super cool people can do. These include the obvious such as: dunking a basketball, moonwalking, and being double jointed in cool ways. Now a less common way of being super cool is to be able to break a brick with ones bare hands.
However the brick is broken as long as the destruction of the brick is solely from the use of ones hands then it is unquestionably bad ass. Can I break a brick with my barehand? No I can't. If I could I wouldn't waste my time on this blog. I would spend all my time taking videos of myself breaking bricks and then posting it on youtube. I would probably get like 50,000 views with an average star rating of 4.27. I then would bask in my glory and have statistical data from youtube as evidence of my superb awesomeness. Unfortunately, I can't break a brick so it leaves me stuck with the option of writing this blog and daydreaming about how awesome I would be if I could break a brick with my bare hands.
One of the major benefits of not being able to break a brick with my bare hands is that I don't have any illegitimate children. The simple reality is that if I could break a brick with my bare hands I would have all types of babes after me. At some point, I would be bound to give in. And before you know it, I'm somebody's "baby daddy". It would definitely not be ninja-like to have an illegitimate child.
At the same time, it would be pretty f'ing sweet to break a brick with my bare hands. Oh the struggles of a ninja in training...
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