1. I look good in black.
2. I am good at doing forward and backward summersaults.
3. I have a Sensei.
4. I train in martial arts 3 to 5 days a week.
5. I have dark hair.
6. I studied all of Jean Claude Van Damme's movies.
7. I have a bokken (wooden sword).
8. I can jump pretty high
9. I can speak some Japanese.
Things that prevent me from being totally ninja.
1. I can't break a brick with my bare hands.
2. I can't throw a blue fireball.
3. My middle name is David (I don't know any ninjas named "David")
4. I haven't beat street fighter on the hardest difficulty.
5. I don't have a ninja outfit.
6. I don't know how to disappear into thin air.
On my journey to become a ninja I am sure I will discovery many more strengths as well as weaknesses
domo arigato gozaimasu
Izmael Arkin
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