The ninja to-do list

The following are a list of to-do's to become a ninja. Once, I complete these I won't yet be a ninja but without these I won't be a ninja...

1. Attain 6 pack abs.

2. Develop a wicked round house kick.

3. Watch all of Jet Li's movies.

4. Become a black belt in Aikido.

5. Increase my vertical jump by 18 inches.

6. Learn to write in cursive with my left hand.

7. Be able to speak at minimum 3 languages

8. Get a cool ninja outfit that fits my measurements.

9. Break a brick with my bare hands.

10. Be able to jump from house to house silently in the dark of night.

11. Be able to hold my breath under water for 55 seconds.

12. Look good in a ninja outfit.