Below is an excerpt from a recent interview I did with a ninja. It was pretty eye opening. I learned a lot about ninjas and life. Hopefully some of it will be as rewarding an experience for you as it was for me.
NIT(ninja in training. This is me): Hello mysterious ninja person, how is your day.
SCAN (Super cool awesome Ninja): ..... ...... ..... .....
NIT: I heard that you are extremely cool and bad ass. Is this true?
SCAN: Super cool awesome ninja agrees with this statement.
NIT: Well, that was interesting. Let's get straight to the meat of this interview. I heard that you can do a front flip but not a back flip. Can you elaborate on this?
SCAN: INCORRECT! Super Cool Awesome Ninja can do a front and back flip. [Ninja then kicks out chair and does a front flip then somehow while still in the air completely changes his direction and does a backflip]
NIT: Wow, I learned a lot from that. So I heard a rumor that you have been dating Tori Spelling?
SCAN: Wrong! Super Cool Awesome Ninja only dates brunettes!
NIT: Oh man, I never would have guessed that. are you able to levitate and control people with your mind?
SCAN: Yes!
NIT: That is so cool that you can do that Super Cool Awesome Ninja. Who is your favorite character to be in Street Fighter?
SCAN: Super Cool Awesome Ninja always uses Dhalsim. Super Cool Awesome Ninja is unstoppable with Dhalsim.
NIT: What a shocker. I didn't expect that. Well, this has been a great interview. Thanks for your time
SCAN: [disappears into thin air]
I think that I'm confused about the difference between ninjas and magical creatures such as fairies and wood nymphs.
ReplyDeleteAs a well-read woman of knowledge, I know that fairies and wood nymphs often disappear into mid-air. In fact, so common is the practice that close friends of fairies and wood nymphs are known to rush to speak, barreling through entire conversations, lest the pesky little magical creatures disappear into thin air mid-thought. All of this I know to be true...but ninjas? Since when are ninjas magical creatures that disappear into thin air? And, by extension, are Jeane Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris magical creatures? Likely not, one would reason. But then again, there is magic in all things silly and ridiculous and nonsensical so maybe they are...but I am reasonably certain that they cannot bend the laws of physics.
Which leads me back to what was supposed to be my initial question (admittedly I was unclear): Can ninja's disappear into thin air?
I understand you to be abroad young ninja in training so I will not await a reply. I hope you seek what you sought and find what you fought, feet fail you not.