Have you ever seeing that super awesome scene in Bloodsport when Jeane Claude Van Damme notices this babe is getting mistreated by this not cool dude. Jeane gets in the middle of it and the guy tries to get tough. Jeane steps back and goes "woah buddy. Lets make a deal. Take this coin here and put it in your hand. If i can grab the coin before you close your hand you let the girl go. If I don't grab it you keep the girl". Then he attempts to grab the coin. The not cool guy laughs and says "I get the girl. ha ha ha." Jeane then in a super bad ass way says "check your hand". The dude looks in his hand. The guy then realizes that Jeane switched the coin in his hand with another coin. Then Jeane shows the man the original coin. It was so awesome!
I want to be super bad ass and do this. I haven't yet decided if i would like to do it to save the life of an attractive female that I have never met prior to that very minute... But I definitely would like to at minimum be able to switch the coins and then state in a super bad ass way "check your hand." The problem that might arise is that I will feel really bad if I mess up and then the not cool guy gets to take the girl. Or what if i make a mistake and I accidentally replace the coin with the exact same type of coin I took?Then I will have to get in a debate about if I really took the coin or not.
Regardless, I want to do stuff like this that would make me super duper cool.
Dear Ninja Warrior in Training,
ReplyDeleteAs I read your insightful & thought provoking post, a few thoughts dance in my head. I feel compelled to share:
1) Agreed, Bloodsport is surprisingly awesome
2) Please refer to him as "Jeane Claude." Not even his mother calls him just Jeane.
3) Any babe who was like, "that trick is awesome" instead of "you gambled my life on a coin trick you douche!!?" is questionable and maybe not that awesome.
4) Doesnt Jeane-Claude do the splits in that movie? He kicks ass, takes names and does the splits...and you remember a coin trick? What's up with that ninja warrior?
That's all for now. Just some food for thought.
Sincerely yours,
Sister of Ninja Warrior in Training