Early on in my training I had many questions about ninjas and their future desires. Recently I was asked the question: why doesn't a ninja ever run for president? I think this is a really great question. I mean ninjas are awesome, savvy, intelligent, can dissappear into thin air, and can also predict the future. I really think that the ninja's ability to predict the future would be beneficial as the president of the United States.
I think one of the major impediments that has prevented the ninja from becoming president are his publicly disclosed statements on his opinions about the UN and Jesse Jackson. The following are some direct quotes the ninja has stated about the UN: "I don't like the UN". A deep analysis of this quote would likely leave many people to believe that the ninja dislikes the UN (though it could be debateable). In terms of Jesse Jackson the ninja recently publicly stated "I don't trust this man". Most political analysts have agreed that based on the words used in this statement it is fair to say that the Ninja does not trust Jesse Jackson.
Now, one may still think to themselves "what's the big deal I don't like the UN and I don't trust Jesse Jackson either". The problem is that the Ninja's public opposition to the UN will make him vulnerable to political isolation from the outside world. Also, the ninja's public distrust of Jesse Jackson will likely lead to Jesse conjuring his secret Weapon... Jesse would claim the Ninja is a racist. These two things among some other reasons (it's a big responsibility, it might be hard, he won't get a full 8 hours of sleep) is why the ninja does not run for president.
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