What am I doing to become a ninja?

Look, i'm not the type of person to sit around all day and dream of becoming a ninja and do nothing about it. I am taking the proactive steps in my life to become a ninja.

What am I doing? I am setting everything up for a grand scheme to take over the world. Now of course, I cannot tell you the exact plan as this would make it way harder to pull off. Once, I have the world taken over it will be easy to become a ninja. Why? Well, because when i become all super powerful leader of the world I am going to make it a 4 day work week. This will give me one extra day in the week to become a ninja.

Totally Awesome Plan. I'm super awesome. I come up with great plans. I'm going to be a ninja.